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Entries from February 2007

Hey friends! Not too much happening here today. …

February 23, 2007 · 2 Comments

Hey friends! Not too much happening here today. I think we’re going to try to go out to a few temples this afternoon, if we can figure out which bus to take. If I like it there, I might shave my head and stay.

I went to Dandong this week. We got pretty close to the DPRK, which was interesting. I did see some people on the other side… it made me wonder what everyday life was like for them over there. Probably shit, of course. I intend to try to visit at some point.

Uploaded a few photos and video clips. See you in a week or so.

-Stephen

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Hey all! Just killing time here as my friend Char…

February 19, 2007 · 2 Comments

Hey all!

Just killing time here as my friend Charles sends a few emails home.

You can check out some of my videos here. They’re only 15 second clips that I’ve done with my digital camera, but they’re kind of cool, I think.

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Guo nien hao, friends! That means Happy Spring Fe…

February 18, 2007 · 1 Comment

Guo nien hao, friends! That means Happy Spring Festival. I have this week off, for the new year holiday. Saturday was New Year’s Eve… it was one of the most spectacular events I’ve seen. We really should party like the Chinese do in Canada. Fireworks started at about 7:00 am, and pretty much didn’t stop until the next morning. They’re still going off, to be honest. Sounds like Baghdad, circa March 2003. People just set them off on street corners and have a ball. Was gonna buy some, but didn’t think it’d be worth it to spend the money. I took a ton of pictures, which I’ll put up on my flickr account.

Most of the foreign teachers got together that night to celebrate. Went out for dinner with some friends, then everybody met at a bar near Renmin Square, where the municipal government is. Around midnight, there was an amazing show above the government building. After, we went to karaoke until about 4:30 am. A very fun new year’s.

As for teaching, my final exams went well. All but one of my kids passed. It was sort of awkward telling one girl’s father that I wanted to hold her back. I just let my Chinese colleague Victoria do the talking, but I didn’t really need to understand Chinese to know this guy was a real asshole. He berated the kid right there in the school and said she’d never study English again… thought he was going to beat her, to be honest. But the concept of saving face is very strong in China, and parents just want their kids to advance to the next level and couldn’t give a damn if they’re ready or not.

I only have two classes left, next Monday and Tuesday. It’s quite sad, because I’ve become quite attached to most of my students. They never cease to make me laugh. The other day, I was teaching idioms, and I told them to write a dialogue with a partner using three. I got some hilarious, but correct, uses for phrases like “break a leg,” and “keep your eye on the ball.”

I’ve done a lot of hiking here. There are many roads that wind through the mountains with views of the sea. It’s extremely beautiful. We’re going to take a short one today, around 11:30. And I’ve bought a bus ticket to go to Dandong on Wednesday and Thursday with some folks. If you never hear from me again, I fell off a bridge and the North Koreans took me hostage. I’m probably worth a few sacks of rice or plutonium if you want to negotiate my release.

There’s another fireworks display tonight in Xinghai Park, so I think that’s the plan for this evening. I’m really sad that I only have nine days left here. I’ve barely begun to see this country, but I’m going to make the most of the time I have left here. I plan to take some Mandarin lessons when I get back to T.O., which shouldn’t be too hard to do. I just want to be able to have some simple conversations. The four tones are the hardest part, I’ve found.

Anyways, that’s it for now. I will try to update again near the end of the week. Take care, everyone!

-Stephen

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Greetings, friends! I found an internet cafe where…

February 7, 2007 · 9 Comments

Greetings, friends! I found an internet cafe where I can upload photos. Just check out my Flickr account for occassional updates here.

Last night a lot of teachers went out to this Nepalese bar that is literally steps from my apartment… great atmosphere, and they actually played Radiohead for over half an hour. I could definitely spend more time there. Today was also fun. A few of us went out on a light rail about an hour out of Dalian, past the Development Zone to a little seaside town. It was quite nice, and obviously for the super rich here in China. A Chinese friend estimated that the houses cost upwards of 1 million RMB. As for my weekend plans, they’ve gone down the shitter as I just learned that Saturday we HAVE to be in the city, to attend an orientation on administering the final exam. A bit of notice would have been nice… Haerbin will have to wait a year for me.

But I talked to my boss earlier, and I should be signing a new contract before I leave, to return for the summer intensive program. If I sign for 13.5 months, I can get a pretty decent bonus (relative to China, of course.) This means I need a job ASAP when I return to Canada in March so I can afford a plane ticket back.

Missing you all, and hockey, of course, but I see the Leafs are on a hot streak. The beauty of YouTube.

Feel free to call whenever.

Cheers,

Stephen

P.S.

I feel like I’m the only one not playing some weird fantasy RPG here.

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Howdy folks! It’s a beautiful day here today, and…

February 3, 2007 · 3 Comments

Howdy folks!

It’s a beautiful day here today, and I just got called in to work four hours this afternoon, so I will keep this short and sweet.

Teaching is still going well. My adults have really started warming up to each other, and the class has become a lot of fun. As always, I’m happy to take suggestions for lesson topics, because I still have about 10 to go, and I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel. The complaining and excuses class was hilarious; I had the guys complain about what the dislike about women, and the women complain about what the dislike about guys. Had a bit of a debate going there. I also did a topic on popular music on Friday, which was fun. I had them take a Chinese song and give it English lyrics, and had them sing for me.

There’s just so much to see and do, and I only have about 3 weeks left… I went skating at a small lake in the middle of the city here on Wednesday, though, I found out last night that you should never skate there since the ice could be too thin. I still had fun. Haha. We get a week off starting the 17th, for the Spring Festival, so a few of us Foreign Teachers might do some travelling. I heard there’s an old Qing Dynasty temple not far from here. And we might go to Dandong then. I know for certain, however, that the weekend coming up, I’m either going to Dandong or Harbin. I don’t really want to leave, to be honest. Definitely coming back. I am taking loads of pictures which I’ll share when I get back.

Gotta drag myself to work now. Last night was pretty fun… a bar had just opened, and had draught beer on the house. Let’s just say I didn’t know I was substituting today, and took full advantage of that offer. Cheers!

-Stephen

P.S.

Sean: Maple Leafs 3-2 Senators. Suck it!

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